this iz what happens when ya drink and compute

This is what happens when ya drink and compute.
Last nite I got myself some booty ta boot.
But not tonite cause I'm too drunk to fuck.
This is what happens when ya drink like a canuck.

This is what happens you ya drink and write email.
Ya'll know I gots me one fine female.
Last nite I had myself a doggie style rump ride.
This is what happens then ya dick is like raw hide.

This is what happens when you drink and go bloggin'
get ya self laid but ya can't rhyme fa nothin'
smack dat butt and roll ya mama ovah
mutha fuckins shout outs to poobie and nova