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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

They call me Flapjack cuz my dick is floppy.

They call me Flapjack cuz my dick is floppy.
Cuz'n I fuck like an old jalopy.
"Cousin" is my name when I fuck your sister.
When I fuck your mama she has to call me "Mister".

They call me Flapjack when my dick is flaccid.
Slappin' on the water on the shores of Lake Placid.
Slappin' on the water like a god damn beaver.
Slap your mama's booty like she was June Cleaver.

They call me Flapjack cuz' I like the butter.
Sticky maple syrup all over your mother.
Sticky flicky dicky till I get me a woody.
Wiki wiki wiki in your girlfriend's booty.

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