My Get Rich Quick Scheme

I'm gonna start a business that sends out hott-ass naked chicks to
office buildings, to do shit like change toner cartridges in the
printers and copiers.

I'm gonna call it "PrinterBitch" or "TonerHo" or somethin like that.

Everybody knows that all the chicks who work in offices are mostly
half bi anyway, so they'll like it just as much as the men.

We currently have two employees. And we operate in the greater Bayou La Batre area. That includes Coden, Fowl River, Irvington, and Saint Elmo. (Grand Bay, I'll be dead in the cold cold ground before I add you to my service area. Fuck all that Alma Bryant shit. Get'em Jaws!)

Please specify which girl you want when you call to place your order.

SKU# PB0001
Specialty: copiers, faxes
Race: white
Build: rail thin
Hair: mouse brown
Eyes: gray
Smoker: yes
Interests: dogs, Chevy Camaros, enemas
Guys: world-weary bloodshot hard drinkers, guitarists

SKU# PB0002
Specialty: printers, scanners
Race: asian or pacific islander
Build: ample!
Hair: black (duh!)
Eyes: brown (no shit!)
Smoker: no
Interests: sports, photography, other chicks
Guys: nerds, simple country boys, guitarists