in the Axe feeling insecure dept.

Partial list of celebrities, past and present, gay and straight, living and dead, that chicks dig more than they dig the Axe Murderer.

1. John Cusack
2. Johnny Depp
3. River Pheonix
4. Joachim Pheonix
5. Jake Gyllenhal
6. Patrick Dempsey ("Dr. McDreamy")
7. David Duchovny
8. George Clooney
9. Brendan Frasier
10. Jimmy Stewart ("Mr. Smith Goes to Washington" era)
11. Gary Cooper ("Mr. Deeds Goes to Town" era)
12. Hugh Laurie ("Dr. House" Wooster)
13. French Stewart
14. Harry Connick Jr.
15. Scott Patterson (this guy, not this guy)
16. Toby Huss (Artie, the strongest man in the world)
17. Russell Crowe
18. Peter Sellers
19. Malcolm McDowell
20. Bill Murray ("Lost in Translation" era)
21. Judge Freakin' Reinhold
22. Rufus Wainwright
23. Robert Downey, Jr.
24. Anthony Bourdain
25. (reserved for future use)

.. more to come.