(first written back when we first learned that Katie Holmes was pregnant with Tom Cruise's thetan spawn)
Katie's pregnant, lemme tell ya what
she's gonna git a big ole butt
ya know it's Axe that knocked 'er up
and he didn't use no paper cup
Axe got da skinny. wait'll she gets fat
and leave the rest to ole Flap Jack.
Now safe for girls. Not necessarily your wives and girlfriends, probably, but some girls anyway.
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
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